Just for Fun – Raj Special

October 31, 2008 at 2:02 pm | Posted in fun, humour, india, terror | 2 Comments
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Magan sent me this funny posting.

Yes, we all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more…

  1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don’t study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school
  2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in delhi
  3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
  4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
  5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
  6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
  7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
  8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
  9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
  10. Let’s support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..
  11. Let’s throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world
  12. Let’s stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi
  13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
  14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
  15. We should STOP using local trains… Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari
  16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharasthra, then they will become true Marathis

No offense meant for anybody in any sense except for Raj Thackerey.

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  1. Read ur lines on Local trains… if govt. publish the railway revenue by statewise then we will realized what’s cooking…
    If the people from UP & Bihar come together then there is nothing impossible. I’m not saying about opportunities. But the place where So discrimination of caste, creed. U can’t even breath. when people move out of these two states they forget everything. But when they go back to there native place then shows the same culture.

  2. Just for fun, haah!

    This is what the response that is sent by some unknown person to this magazine.

    1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don’t study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school.
    Reply – We should teach our kids that if someone comes first in class, don’t bother, we should beat him up hard and ensure no one comes first. This way, we ensure no one is educated. Basically, why should we educate ourselves? Ideas of education were emphasized by Mahatma Phule, again a Marathi Manoos. Let them build the Oxford of the East.
    Why should we worry about the constitution of India? It was written by a Marathi Manoos by the name of Ambedkar.
    After all, ‘Jugaad’ is our birthright.

    2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi.
    // Henceforth, the wealth of Maharashtra should only be restricted to Maharashtrians. Maharashtra is the highest tax payer of all states in India. Why should they give their money to Delhi? To give it to UP and Bihar under the pretext of ‘underdeveloped states’? //

    3. Prime Minister, President and all other leaders should only be from Delhi.
    // Chief Minister of Maharashtra, MPs from Maharashtra should only be from Maharashtra. Fair deal, isn’t it? CEOs, COOs, Bollywood actors should only be from Maharashtra in the companies set up in Maharashtra. //

    4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
    //No movie should we made in India at all. We should ban making movies completely. The first movie was made by N. G. Chitre and Dadasaheb Torne named ‘Pundalik’ directed by Dadasaheb Phalke and V. Shantaram. Oh, all four Marathi Manoos, we should never let a movie be produced. //

    5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
    //And this is why we should have fewer trains plying from Mumbai to Uttar Pradesh and Bihar. Total number of trains from Mumbai to UP – Bihar > number of trains from Mumbai to inside Maharashtra. //

    6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals.
    // All non – Maharashtrian Indians should be sent back from abroad or other states as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals. //

    7. Lord Shiva, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
    //Chhath Puja is supposed to be performed in river Ganga. It should be performed in river Ganga only, not in Arabian Sea. Ganesh festival should not be celebrated as it was started by Lokmanya Tilak, a Marathi Manoos again. //

    8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only.
    //Visits to Mumbai, Pune, Nagpur, Nashik, Aurangabad, Ajanta and Ellora Caves should be restricted to people from Maharashtra only.//

    9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
    //Maharashtra is the number one taxpayer in India. Mumbai alone constitutes 30% of the tax of the country. The tax money should be paid back proportionately as the issues of high tax payers are also high. Why should that go some routine states under the garb of ‘underdeveloped states’? //

    10. Let’s support Kashmiri Militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benefit of their state and community…
    //Let us support naxalites for the same. Let us support the Assamese killing Biharis. Let us support Punjabis blowing bomb in Bhojpuri theatres. (These attacks have happened prior to MNS attacks). Let us not support law and order in Mumbai and let the bhaiyya goons do what they want.//

    11. Let’s throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world.
    // Why just Maharashtra? Let’s throw MNCs out of India. Don’t MNCs stand for multi-national corporations? UP and Bihar have next to negligible MNCs and they are true Indians for this. We should follow their example. Karnataka, Andhra, Tamilnadu are all traitor states for this as they don’t even know proper Hindi and also house MNCs.//

    12. Let’s stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak
    Marathi.
    //Why should Indians use cellphones of a Finnish company, emails, movies (oh, they will banned from now) and dramas of USA and other countries? Bill Gates should speak Hindi and Nokia, Google should have a Hindi name first before being used in India. If they do not give Hindi names, they are anti – nationals.//

    13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states.
    //We should die hungry or do not buy food at all but should not go for job to other states. Why should we enrich their tax collection?//

    14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside.
    //We should not allow any industry to setup in India because all machinery comes from outside.//

    15. We should STOP using local trains… Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and the railway minister is a Bihari
    //We should stop using trains completely. Trains were invented by the Britishers and they had ruled us for so many years. Oh, it were the Britishers who laid railway tracks in India. We should stop using trains completely. It is anti – national to use trains just as people working in MNC are so anti – national.//

    16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathis.
    //Ensure that all our children born, grow, live and die without ever stopping out of India, then they will become true Indians, not like these people working in MNCs.//


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