What my English teachers taught me :)

June 18, 2012 at 10:13 pm | Posted in fun, humour, india, knowledge | Leave a comment
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Ha Ha ha..

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Physics or Nothing

June 8, 2012 at 12:27 am | Posted in fun, humour, india, knowledge | Leave a comment
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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.

मेरे टीचर कहते हैं

January 22, 2010 at 2:07 pm | Posted in humour, india | 6 Comments
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I wrote this poem today. Please rate it and comment on how you feel about the same.

जिस देश में गंगा बहती है
उस  देश  में  नंगे  रहते  हैं
ये  मेरे शब्द  नहीं  हैं
ऐसा  मेरे  टीचर कहते हैं

खम्बे हैं  पर  बत्ती  गुल
महीने  की  इनकम 6 सौ  कुल
दीवाली में  दिल  जलता  है
पर  हंस  कर  ये  सब  सहते  हैं

ये  मेरे शब्द  नहीं  हैं
ऐसा  मेरे  टीचर कहते हैं

अँगरेज़  यहाँ  से  चले  गए
अंग्रेजी  माता  छोड़  गए
इस  देश  की  सुन्दर  भाषा  का
हर  अंग  पटक  कर  तोड़  गए

इस  क्षति  को  देख  के  रोता  हूँ
और  खून  के  आंसू  बहते  हैं

ये  मेरे  शब्द  नहीं  हैं
ऐसा  मेरे  टीचर  कहते  हैं

—— हिमांशु जोशी


Sardar Jokes :)

March 3, 2009 at 4:36 pm | Posted in fun, humour | 1 Comment
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I recieved a forwarded mail from Magan Pathak… He sent me some cool Sardaar jokes.. I am attaching a few here for your betterment 🙂

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner: You r failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

 

Just for Fun – Raj Special

October 31, 2008 at 2:02 pm | Posted in fun, humour, india, terror | 2 Comments
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Magan sent me this funny posting.

Yes, we all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more…

  1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don’t study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school
  2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in delhi
  3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
  4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
  5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
  6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
  7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
  8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
  9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
  10. Let’s support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..
  11. Let’s throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world
  12. Let’s stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi
  13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
  14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
  15. We should STOP using local trains… Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari
  16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharasthra, then they will become true Marathis

No offense meant for anybody in any sense except for Raj Thackerey.

Indian music sensation in danger???

October 8, 2008 at 10:54 am | Posted in fun, humour, india, terror | Leave a comment

Just see how pathetic Indian news channels can be:

Good or bad, comments welcome….. Thanks Rajeev for this amazing news broadcast….

Indian Spice Girl

February 20, 2008 at 10:28 am | Posted in fun, humour, india | 3 Comments
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This post is just for fun 🙂

My sincere apologies if anyone is offended.

Indian Spice Girl

On a Lighter Note

October 12, 2007 at 1:34 pm | Posted in humour, india | Leave a comment
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It happenns only in India

Just see the humour in this picture. This is one thing that Web has to overcome 🙂

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